Doing my small part.

Cell phones on the highway. Annoying. Deadly.

See, West Virginia requires driving skill. Everything is either a curve or a hill, or a curve on a hill. Then, we have some really spiffy civil engineers who do shit like put five on/offramps in a curve, on a bridge, right downtown. YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO NAVIGATE WEST VIRGINIA ROADS SAFELY. Period. Cell phones are a major major threat.

Well, I've started a new practice just to fuck with people using cellphones on the road. I've been riding my wife's bike to work lately. Her bike is much much louder than mine. It just absolutely screams, especially at high RPMs. So, riding to work the other day, I come up behind some guy on I-64 driving an SUV weaving all over the road yapping on his cell phone. He had his window down. So I pulled up beside him and lined my exhaust pipe up with his window. He rolled his window up. I downshifted. He sped up. I sped up. He slowed down. I slowed down. He finally exited the freeway looking completely retarded with his left arm cocked all up around his phone and his left ear trying to block the noise from my wife's bike. I hoped he'd plow into the barrier at the exit, but he managed to miss it somehow.

Screw him.
I bet he'd drive better with that cell phone up his ass anyway.